when i noted that
the spawn of satan
that if was their
who was the
i should have realized
he was too
& lacking in follow through
to be a king
of the underworld
am a dedicated
queen of the damned
i’m sure y’all aren’t surprised i was happy to find yet another way to use the madonna & child symbolism.
as i was illustrating this, i was being tormented by my minions. while climbing all over me, three out of four of them asked me who was in the picture (the oldest one claimed he knew better than to ask me.)
i answered each of them, “it’s you & me.”
the two boys acted upset by my drawing horns on the heads.
my daughter did not seem fazed at all. of course, she has a 666 in her social security number & is left handed…. (seriously)
i mean, this devil stuff. it’s a woman’s job. attention to detail. multi-tasking. making sure the right people suffer. women’s work.
i asked my oldest son what he would think if he found out i was the devil. he said he wouldn’t be surprised.
and when i greeted iggy with, “greetings spawn of the devil.” he replied, “it takes one to know one.”
my kids are awesome. i love my lovely spawn.