left of center

some days
i think i am
holding the universe
together
other days
i am pretty sure
i am
tearing it
apart.

i did something to my right shoulder. i was doing sidearm planks earlier in the day, but it was evening on the couch with my minions when i felt something go terribly wrong. it hurts to move it. it hurts to hold it still. it hurts to sleep on it. it hurts to not sleep on it…. hmmm.
so! imagining a future with no mobility in my right arm, i totally did this inking left-handed.
what?
apparently my left hand isn’t the slacker i thought it was.